Sunday, May 18, 2008

Today's Translations

What was said: "I don't hate it enough to custom order."
What I heard: "I don't hate it enough to cuss or murder."

What was said: "It's your dress destiny."
What I heard: "It's your dresstiny."

What was said: "Sara, you need a beer."
What I heard: "Sara, you need a beard."


  1. Flora is really coming along with her vocabulary, but I can see how the pronunciation is a bit of a problem. Maybe get her an appointment with a speech pathologist before preschool starts. And don't let her pressure you into drinking like that.

  2. too funny! you know that song secret agent man? for years i sang secret asian man. never did quite get that...maybe we should get our hearing checked, eh?